Writing Gay Porn in Public

It’s only a problem when your neighbors are VERY nosy. I’ve run off 3 people in an hour. The General and his reporter were here earlier and they were sitting on my left and finally one of them worked up the gumption to ask me whatΒ I was writing that I kept scaring off old ladies. SO, I told them and they laughed their asses off.

OH- relationship totally confirmed for those of you who might remember them from before. Cause they asked about my website and I said they couldn’t read it which earned me the response (from the General) — “It’s not like we haven’t done it, sweetheart.”

BLUSH.

I’m working on finishing up A Lovely Agony by the way. :-). I think you guys will like it.

Keira Marcos

In my spare time I write fan fiction and lead a cult of cock worshippers on Facebook. It's not the usual kind of hobby for a "domestic engineer" in her 30's but we live in a modern world and I like fucking with people's expectations.

89 Comments:

  1. ROTFLMAO!!!!

    Oh I remember those two. Yea! for the fangirl gaydar!

    Totally awesome!

  2. oh WOW! blush indeed… I’m glad they didn’t give you a hard time… does that mean they’re going to be reading your fics too?…well i guess you have all the luck, i moved and i cant find any gay people at all to have coffee with (straight myself but from experience i know there’s nothing like a good gay friend!!)….well pishposh, i’m glad your feeling well enough to be working on a lovely agony, (i’m just about ready to explode from anticipation!!!)

  3. You know you would think with such a heading I would know better to take a drink while reading…you would think. I remember those two and just love their response. As for scaring little old ladies, I happen to be a little old lady and believe me you wouldn’t scare me off. I’d probably drive you crazy trying to read over your shoulder. Looking forward to A Lovely Agony, cheers for TTB. Barb (now to go clean up my moniter. Coke Zero is really hard to see through)

  4. Yay!!! I love those guys! And I also love and adore TTB – thrilled to hear you’re working on it πŸ˜€ Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou!!

  5. Oh, that just makes me all happy inside.

  6. OH. MY. GHOD! :: Gushes ::

    So loving the General and his reporter.

    And I think you will have two more fans soon.

    So if you are reading General sir, thank you for your service and welcome to the mad house!

    ~L

  7. Yay! for wonderful old Generals. I can see Jack and Daniel some time in the future….

  8. Hee! Bless their hearts. LOL So…did you give them the site address? πŸ˜‰

    Thanks for the giggle!

  9. THAT IS so made of win!

    The General is super shiny, thank you for sharing, that totally made my day!

  10. that is so sweet. cool general!

    can’t wait for the next fic, been waiting for more ttb πŸ™‚

  11. LOL – You have the most entertaining time at coffee shops. I think I should go and try out a few myself. πŸ˜‰ I love the General’s response to you. So, did you give them the addy to your website? I think they’d get a kick out of it, if not adore it like we do.

  12. I love those guys! Looking forward to A Lovely Agony, oh am I looking forward to it!

  13. Do you think they’ll post a resopnce? That would be cool! Can we adopt them? Maybe they’ll become addicts too.
    As for the old ladies, I’ve found from working as a CNA that they just like to pretend to be shocked. Till one day thet pop up and say something that shocks you. Then it’s all about story time in the roaring 20’s.

  14. chibigirlflower

    i totally giggled awfully loud at the image of this old pair sitting infront of a pc with reading glasses on nodding their heads and saying things like “hm, yeah” “oh, we couldn’t do this since quite a while” and so on – adorable
    i can’t write in public – naughty or not i’ll always feel watched and somewhat incompetent, i need the peace of my room – very few grumpy old ladies walk by there XD
    Oh, i’m really happy about the last sentinel chapter – i’m still in awe about the fact that you made me actually like Bates in this one. He and Graham are really cute and hot. And Tyre – i’ll always remember the actor in all his naked glory from “Crying Freeman” so THANK YOU for including him!

  15. Hilarious! I love them, ever since you first mentioned them.

    But mostly?
    I’m just happy your health is better πŸ™‚

  16. This little posting made me smile so much – and laugh! Thank you for this, I needed something to make a bad day better, and as always your website provides πŸ™‚

  17. I so wish I could meet these guys. They sound like a blast.

  18. The General’s name isn’t Jack, is it? Gotta love them both.

  19. Awesome, that is totally cute and the General sounds like an interesting guy πŸ™‚

  20. oh that’s just hysterical.

    I have that same problem except in the reverse:
    I read fanfic where ever I am. The only time I bother
    to sensor what I’m reading and keep it under an R rating
    is during class. Nosy teachers with the power of networked
    computers to view my desktops screen from the head of the
    class… That was not a day I wanted to explain to the teacher

    then there are just the nosy people who think the person laughing
    at random at her computer should be bothered with the what are you
    laughing at questions and your sitting there thinking does this person
    really want to know…

  21. Have not been asked what i was reading before
    wonder what i would say. What the best thing to say
    when they realy would not want to know.
    I don’t like to get wide eye looks myself.

    S

  22. Now I really want to know the General and his reporter story. It must be as good as fiction.

  23. Seriously, woman. You are a mountain of glorious. :-D

  24. I remember them and am so glad you’ve kept in touch somehow. I love the reaction to your website. It’s so honest and shameless and just squish. I wonder if they’re going to read. Maybe we’ll see them in the comments sometime, wouldn’t that be interesting. I am breathless waiting for the joy of your next post. It’s really nice to have something to look forward too. When I’ve had a long, hellicious day and I just kinda want to keel over (like my day today), it’s really nice to have Keirafic to come home to. Even if it’s to reread, it makes me feel better.

  25. Having an update on the General and his reporter is just as exciting as a fic update. I wonder what they would think of this site, or that they get updates!

  26. The General and the reporter sound like a cute couple. How do you luck out finding such wonderful places to write?

  27. Oh, haha ^-^ That’s just so lovely.

    I’m sorta on the same page as Amanda, except I don’t really sensor my readings in class, and my calssmates totally know what I read… And they Don’t Ask (but I sometimes So Tell anyways…) ;p

    Looking forward to A Lovely Agony and glad to see see you at better health!

    Love, Nehfi

    • Only reason I have to sensor what I was reading in class
      was because of the networked computers. Some program they have
      on the school desktops makes it where any hub of computers has
      one monitor for the set. (I once got booted from a computer for
      checking my email and then going to read the news…) It’s scary
      for me to think that was a college campus…
      only reason I ever used there computers before my wireless card
      crashed and burned was to print…

      • That happened on a college campus? Really? Shoot. It’s rules are way different than the one I worked in. Well at least the library had different rules. There were certain people who’d come in and use the open comps to watch porn. And sometimes they’d dress in such a way we wondered if they actually had the minimum clothes requirements and then shift boss would have us disinfect the chairs But we weren’t allowed to boot them off no matter what. We could ask that they move to a more private section of the library but that was about it.

  28. Oh My God, that’s so cute. I remember them from the first time you mentioned them. That’s sweet ya.
    Cheers,
    Anita.

  29. Michelle (Diva0789)

    OH!!!

    Can’t Wait For The Next Update!

    And the General! I LOVE blunt people. I hope they do read and comment.

  30. How could we possibly forget the General and his Reporter. They are Awesome and I think I can actually hear the plot bunnies about them squee!ing in your head. I hope they decide to read your stuff.

    Good for you re little old ladies. Nosey people deserve to be horrified, and that they are horrified by the truth is even better.

    Have I told you how much you rock lately?

  31. Glad to hear that you are out and about. And to be fortunate enough to run into the General and his reporter! Just lovely.

    Reminds me of a conversation I had with my mom while I was in college. I had a new job, and she was curious. I explained to her that I was the director of a sex education theater troupe for my university’s student health center. That got a raised eyebrow.

    God, you have to love the creative arts.

    Amy

  32. Cool General FTW!

  33. That is awesome

    If you are reading this General just wanted to say:
    Thank you for the service you have given to our country and
    You win at life.

  34. I’m vicariously thrilled that you still have some type of interaction with the General and his Reporter! Your previous post re: them just made me melt. How lovely. I can just imagine future conversations for you three. πŸ™‚ Glad to see that you seem to be feeling better.

  35. Oh my what a wonderful couple to meet! I do enjoy reading about such incounters. I hope they do come here and comment on your great stories. I am looking forward to the next ttb update. I am so very glad you are feeling better. Please take care!!!

  36. Hmm, the General and his Reporter…. Yeah, I want to think that my spouse and I are still that cool then. BTW, the hubby says that for making my weeekend. A dose of your fiction seems to make the PMS more manageable :D.

  37. LOL! They sound like such a cool couple

  38. TTB. i didnt clue in that that was an abbreviation for Ties That Bind. so i went and googled it. just earlier in my day someone had used the acronym ikr and i had to look that one up too. (i know right). so TTB stands for Techno Talking Babes or Test Tube Baby or Thats Too Bad or, and i like this one, Thermal Test Bed.
    I would really like to see Sheppard and McKay in the Thermal Test Bed. so many possibilities open up with that line, don’t they? πŸ˜€

  39. They sound so great! This made for a happy Monday. Looking forward to the next installment of TTB and the next sighting of the General and his reporter. πŸ™‚

  40. Aww… an update on The General and his sweetie! *purrrrr!*

    You SHOULD give ’em the URL for your site. They sound too cool for words. πŸ™‚

    Next time you see ’em at the coffee shop, tell ’em a bunch of your website fans say “Hi!”!

  41. OOooo….You could use them as research material….

  42. Glad you are feeling better. The General and his reporter sound wonderful.

  43. Awwww. That is awesome. I really hope The General and his Reporter decide to pay us a visit and read all the wonderful fics.

    I may not be a little old lady, but after working in my current office I don’t think there’s much you could come up with that’d scare me off. Blush probably. Then again, maybe not. I’ve spent the past two years in parking services with the oddest bunch of cool co-workers ever. Though sometimes they’re a little disturbing. One draws porn (and does creepy fics when she’s writing as a Troll), another writes robot porn, and I finally started writing slash. Then there’s the higher ups who either listen in if we read something out loud or ask for a copy. And the Bossman does kata in the middle of the office. I love my job. I just wish it paid better. πŸ˜€

  44. OK, I almost pissed myself laughing then.

    I do remember you mentioning the General and his companion in an earlier post. Glad you were able assauge your curiosity regarding this! (And all of ours as well!!!!!)

    Cheers, Booffra

  45. Helengloucester

    You brighten my day not only with your tales but with your observations on life.
    I have the same attitude towards reading porn as you have to writing it and I once had the most delightful conversation with a couple of ladies on the way back from London. They were in their early 70s and had been together over 50 years, and at that point I was in my late 20s. I was reading a story about the Professionals (70s TV prog in the UK, huge slash following) and one of them asked what I was so engrossed in. They fell about laughing when I told them and, as I said, delightful conversation followed. I love times like that.
    Many thanks for all the joy you bring Keira.

    Hugs, Hxx

  46. Oh, two great things: the General and his partner, again – they sounded so lovely when you wrote about them, I hope they find your stories and love them, and finishing touches on A lovely agony. I am SURE I’ll love it!

  47. I discovered that a friend of mine is equally interested in slash fiction and told her about your page. She’s become just as addicted as I am.

    The only problem is that we’re both college students who should probably not be reading in class or public venues like a library or the floor lounge.

    We’ve both been caught.

    It’s totally worth it.

    πŸ™‚

    • Hey, very similar experience. My friend and I are both in Uni, and both very into Keira’s works, esp TTB. I totally get the public venues thing, I tend to put the stories on my phone and read them in the train on the way to classes. That way, I’m all happy and cheerful in class. lol. And maybe a teensy bit distracted.

  48. The General and his reporter warm my heart. <3 Thanks for the "update" on them. Definitely tell them they have their own set of fans. πŸ˜‰

  49. They sound wonderful! Surely John and Rodney in the future! I wonder how the General coped with DADT? Thank you for confirming the relationship for us – lots of happy fangirls are beaming with pleasure now!

  50. β€œIt’s not like we haven’t done it, sweetheart.”

    Ah, yes, but has the gay sex been gay *BDSM* sex, I wonder? You may be in for a surprise next time you sit down near them. Maybe it’ll be them blushing next time around! Which, of course, would probably make them all the cuter *g*

    And A Lovely Agony! This means I’m going to have to start checking for updates obsessively again – especially on Tuesday and Wednesdays. (And how sad is it that I know you’re more likely to update TTB on a Tue or Wed but SOA on a Wed or Sat? Very sad, I tell you, very sad!)

    Cheers!

  51. ahaha that’s awesome! xD

  52. Like the others, so I’ll just say this; Good for them. Good for you. Hope this releisionship(S
    P?) last.

  53. Awww

    The general and reporter they sound sweet and naughty!! lol
    and yes i would blush aswell.

    And i cant wait for your update. πŸ™‚

  54. LMAO. I say give them the URL and let them comment. Honestly, you have nothing to be embarrassed about. -Fred

  55. *flails*

    Confirmation from the General and his Reporter?

    *does a little victory dance*

    That’s so damned cute I think I achieved frequencies most often associated with dog whistles.

    I have a mental image of you in your favourite writing cafe, sending hordes of little old ladies scuttling to the other side of the room, blushing furiously. It sounds as if the General & his Reporter are made of sterner stuff.

    *beams*

  56. That is BRILLIANT! Those two are so so sooooo cute! I have a similar problem with READING in public – mostly at work or on holidays – mostly as I have a Sony Ebook and everyone wants to have a look at it. Which means changing which book I am reading really quickly usually πŸ˜‰

    Look forward to you next offering!

    <3

    M

    • I have an Amazon Kindle and people always want to check it out. I was reading a very explicit male/male novel once when someone asked to see it. And I just handed it over with the warning– “Don’t mind the gay porn.” She handled it like it was on FIRE.

      You simply cannot buy entertainment like that.

      • I also have a Kindle, which I love, and have the same problem with everyone wanting to know what I’m reading. :O I’m a big chicken though cause I don’t tell them I’m reading gay porn, even though that’s mostly what I am reading. πŸ™‚

      • *snort*

        You need to hang out with a better class of little old lady!

        If somebody handed me a Kindle full of gay porn, they’d have trouble getting the Kindle back. You know how I am. I’m greedy that way.

        *grinning*

        I suspect if I pulled the same thing in the breakroom at work, I’d have all the women clustering around and trying to read over my shoulder, and all the men scuttling out of the room, trying to look nonchalant.

        I wonder if you’ve stumbled upon some wonderful new social litmus test. (Rodney would consider it voodoo witchcraft.) Insert an Amazon Kindle full of gay porn into any combination of people and observe the various reactions.

        *gets out the popcorn*

        You should tell the General and his Reporter that they have a legion of fangirls from all over the world.

        I confess to having an immediate and instinctive desire to adopt the pair of them.

      • Glad to know I’m not the only one with this same problem. I figure if they’re so nosy they deserve the shock.

      • Bwahahahaha! That’s what people get for being nosy. Before I got a laptop, I handwrote all of my fanfiction and original fiction in whatever pretty notebook I had available. I tend to write slash, so I wasn’t willing to let other people read most of my stuff when they got curious when I was in high school. It helped that I had multiple notebooks on me at any given time – if the nosy person wouldn’t go away I could hand them the notebook that had the gen/non-slash story in it and let them read that. Now that I’m all grown up :P, I just warn people what they’re about to read if they look over my shoulder to see what I’m quietly typing away at when I’m supposed to being paying attention to the professor’s lecture πŸ˜‰

    • Same here.

      Best friend of my husband is FASCINATED about that thing and always has to have a look. He hasn’t encountered one of “those” stories – YET! Should be interesting to watch…

      Looking forward to the update. Thanks for many hours of happy reading. Your site is one of the few places I got to when live behaves badly.

  57. Glad you’re feeling enough better to complete and to post. As with the others, my greetings and salutes to the General and his Reporter.

    And o yes: I very much am delighted by The Sentinel. And completely in awe that Bates was coherent enough to speak when he got to his Guide – let alone wait for a return home before bonding!

    Would I like to see more of Marius and Bastian? Why, yes, I would! (I doubt that we could see more of John at this point …. 0.o)

    Fine work, as always.

  58. Oh, and by the way.

    The General totally get points for making you BLUSH.

    *grins*

    You be sure and tell him I said so.

  59. Sweet, so glad that the General and his Reporter were there when you were there working too. I gonna agree it would be fun to find out what they thought of your stories.

    I have written porn at Border’s actually waiting for tires to be changed and did feel a little defensive while writing. Mind you I didn’t stop writing it and no one tried to look over my shoulder. Think I projected a major barrier or something.

    Looking forwards to A Lovely Agony.

  60. Arch sooo! Then I would probably sensor myself too ^-^ as it is, then I sit with my own computer, and as long as I look like I’m following the class ^_^

  61. The peoples can surprise you in a good way, those men are amazing.

    Can’t wait for the lovely agony chapter.

    BTW : you have a Kirk/spock STXI icon ? if it’s that, you make me happy, because love them, i discover a site full of pon farr, d/s relationship in this universe it’s ammazing, i fall for them.
    Link is you want to check :
    http://www.ksarchive.com/index.php

  62. The General and HIS (giggle) Reporter make me go all mushy inside. And make me laugh. And believe that perhaps a percentage of the population of this planet can be okay human beings every once in a while. I wish I met lovely people like that in my day-to-day life instead of the utter PRICKS that seem to drift by and totally mess with my mellow.

    So glad you aren’t ashamed of your porn by the way. You go girl!!!

    Keep porning sister,
    Branny

  63. Chris King is right – you should pass on all our good wishes and admiration to the General and his Reporter!

    I’ll read about anything anywhere (as long as there are no big NSFW pictures). Of course, I probably project major “Don’t bother me” vibes to the world around me. Since I’m well into adulthood, I figure I can read whatever I want. :>)

    And I loved the latest update to The Sentinel, and absolutely can’t wait for A Lovely Agony!

  64. that it just so made of win, and go the general and his reporter.

    it might be me, but I’d love to know their story, man just think of everything they faced just to be togeather.

    Nikki

  65. You’d hate it here in UK you know, if you find that entertaining!

    People are very private and don’t tend to randomly chat in coffee shops, et al, at all. For some reason there’s a taboo on being genuinely friendly, so if someone wants to talk to you generally the first question you ask yourself is ‘what do they want from me?’ and the second ‘I hope they’re not stealing from/stalking/about to murder me….brits are paranoid like that lol.

    That said, I rather like talking to random people when I’m working on the Beast (laptop, affectionately named for its complete lack of aesthetic and efficiency qualities), especially when you can really get into a conversation :-).

    I do love hearing about the General and his Reporter Beau, and hope you have more anecdotes from your coffee shop adventures in future. Vive lΓ© cafΓ©! (sorry french fans for any miss-spelling there!)

  66. We should just get Keira to print all of our hello’s to the General and his Reporter from all of her fans around the globe!!!

  67. If you see the General and his reporter, please do tell them they have a global fan-following! They bring hope and squee to happy slasher hearts all around the world. Mazel Tov, and many more happy years together to come! πŸ˜€

  68. Oh Please give them the URL to your site! I want to imagine the General and his reporter tucked together on a big huge sofa under an afghan and sharing a laptop while they enjoy your stories. I can picture them cuddled together and pointing to our comments about them and laughing and kissing.

  69. it’s my first day back at work after being on holiday for a week and this cheered me up in a major way. thank you!

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