Dear HET Reading Minions

I write a lot of slash, that is to say there is a lot of gay porn on this site. I’m really very pleased to have you here reading Harry Potter and the Soulmate Bond. Really. I don’t want you to click on something all willy nilly and get surprise butt!sex of the gay variety.

So, to avoid that whole thing let me just say there is a LOT OF BUTT SEX ON THIS SITE.


Now, this is not a WARNING as I don’t believe in warning for slash. This is merely a heads up — if you invite your mom or your grandma to the site to read my Harry/Hermione story do monitor them closely to make sure they don’t go on a Surprise!butt Sex Magical Mystery Tour.

AND, if you find that your grandma has already been on the Surprise!butt Sex Magical Mystery Tour (and she liked it or alternatively thinks you’re going to hell), you only have yourself to blame. Honestly, you brought that shit on yourself.


Much Love,




Keira Marcos

In my spare time, I write fanfiction and lead a cult of cock worshippers on the Internet. It's not the usual kind of hobby for a 40ish "domestic engineer" but we live in a modern world and I like fucking with people's expectations.

Don't be an asshole!

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