Reading Time: 4 Minutes

Title: Distraction
Author: Keira Marcos
Pairing: Holmes/Watson
Fandom: Sherlock (BBC ‘Verse)
Genre: PWP
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Explicit language & sex. No Beta.
Author’s Note: For The Man in the UK

Summary: Sherlock is bored and John is just the distraction he needs.

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Watson lowered his journal a fraction and peered at Sherlock over the top of it. “Yes?”

Sherlock casually untied his dressing gown and let the blue silk fall away from his lap. He spread his legs and stretched leisurely. “I’m very bored.”

John exhaled sharply and set aside the journal. His gaze intent on Sherlock’s erect cock. “Bored.”

“Very.” Sherlock slid one hand down his chest, over his stomach, and palmed his dick with a sigh. “My condition could be terminal. I think I need a doctor.”

John laughed ruefully. “You’re… horrible.”

“Take off all your clothes,” Sherlock ordered with a little frown gracing his elegant mouth. “And come sit in my lap.”

“That wouldn’t be very professional of me.” John stood and shrugged off his own robe. They’d had breakfast only two hours before and he hadn’t bothered to get out of his pajamas. He pulled the string of his pants and let them pool at his feet.

“It would be in extremely poor taste for you to let me die of boredom.”

Sherlock spread his arms over the back of the couch and focused intently on John. He wet his bottom lip and smiled as John walked to stand in front of him. He let his right hand drop to the couch and he slid his fingers deftly behind the cushion. He plucked the lube out and flicked it open.

John slid astride Sherlock’s lap and settled back on his thighs with a sigh. “You’re a lazy git in this position.”

Sherlock trailed his free hand over John’s thigh and then let one finger glide down the length of John’s semi-erect cock. “I assure you, John, I intend to do a great deal of work in the next few minutes.”

John sucked in a breath and exhaled sharply as Sherlock prodded him close by cupping his ass one handed. “Really?”

“Really,” Sherlock promised silkily. He leaned forward and pressed a kiss against John’s mouth. “I’m going to slick up my fingers and then…” He kissed him again. “I’m going to slide them into your hole and get you ready for my cock.”

John shivered against Sherlock as he leaned forward and tucked his face against Holmes’ neck. “I never would’ve expected you to have such a filthy mouth.”

Sherlock smirked and slicked up his fingers. “You love it when I finger your hole. You’re greedy for it.” He rubbed two lubed fingers down the crack of John’s ass and then started to play lightly with his hole. “I never would have deduced this about you, you know. At least…” He pushed into John with one finger. “Until that first time—when you rolled over on your knees and presented your ass to me like a little slut.”

John shuddered. “Sherlock.”

“I love sliding into your tight ass, John. I really fucking love it.” Sherlock turned his head and mouthed against the side of John’s neck as he slid another finger into his hole. He twisted the fingers and bit roughly into John’s shoulder as he started to finger fuck him. “You’re perfect, John.”

“I’m ready,” John whispered fiercely and rocked back against Sherlock’s fingers. “Give me your cock.”

“I believe,” Sherlock began as he pulled his fingers free and set about slicking up his cock. “That you are entirely too bossy to be such a bottom. It’s… confounding.”

John laughed softly and then hissed in pleasure as Sherlock maneuvered him carefully then thrust fully into his hole. “Fuck.”

“I adore knowing this about you,” Sherlock said as his hands clenched on John’s hips. “No one sees it when they look at you. Absolutely no one can tell that you’re like this. You’re such a perfect little fuck, John.”

John shifted and worked himself brazenly on Sherlock’s cock. “You talk too much.” He leaned in and kissed his mouth firmly.

Sherlock shifted his hands around and cupped John’s ass so he could control his lover’s movements. “Shut up and ride my cock.”

John laughed breathlessly. “What happened to you doing a great deal of work?”

“You want me to work?” Sherlock asked, his voice rough with arousal.

He pulled John closer and abruptly turned them so he could spill his doctor onto the couch. Sherlock was pushing his cock back into John before Watson even caught his breath. He caught one leg and hooked his arm under it before he began to move. The first thrust had John shouting and clutching at his shoulders.

“God yes,” John groaned. “Fuck. Fuck yes.”

“Touch yourself,” Sherlock demanded through clenched teeth. “Come on, John, fuck your hand.”

“I’ll come,” John warned, breathless. “It’s too much.”

“I’m not going to stop,” Sherlock promised. “I’m going to keep fucking your hole until I’m done.”

Watson shuddered and shivered as he stripped his cock roughly. “Christ, Sherlock. I love it when you get bored. This is so much better than you shooting the bloody wall.” He tucked his free leg up against the couch and the finally pushed it up along the back—spreading himself completely open. “Use me, Sherlock.”

Holmes’ eyes darkened. “Yes, yes, of course… that’s what you want.”

“Yes,” John groaned.

Sherlock slid John’s leg up on his shoulder and powered into him repeatedly until John was coming all over his fingers.

The sight of John letting go, his head tossing back against the leather of the sofa, and cum clinging to his fingers as he continued to stroke himself sent Sherlock over the edge far before he intended. He came with a hard jerk of his long, lean body and released John’s leg with a little groan.

John huffed as Sherlock collapsed gracelessly on him. “You great liar.”

“You’re so… interesting when you come,” Sherlock muttered against John’s breast bone. He turned his head slightly and pressed his ear against the thud of John’s heart beat. “I could hardly help myself.”

Watson trailed the fingers of his clean hand through Sherlock’s damp curls and sighed. “Well, if we don’t get a case…we can try that again.”

“You’re the best distraction, Dr. Watson. The very best,” Sherlock muttered sincerely and sighed.

The End

Keira Marcos

In my spare time, I write fanfiction and lead a cult of cock worshippers on the Internet. It's not the usual kind of hobby for a 40ish "domestic engineer" but we live in a modern world and I like fucking with people's expectations.


  1. Loved it so much. Nice little porn to read while my family is finishing getting the cookout ready!

  2. Seriously that was the best reward for finally completing my homework. Thank you for this litte piece of filth.

  3. hab318princess

    this is your usual high quality… love it

  4. guh. I just watched Sherlock yesterday, and this is AMAZING.

  5. Om nom nom – that was so freaking hot! 😀

  6. leonie_alastair

    That was fun! Now I think I’ll go see if my partner is bored!

  7. Oh!dear Keira,

    My heart just missed several beats… reading this arousing little fic. Thank you for giving it a little life here… I just can picture John going to Sherlock, all solemn and READY !!!!
    I loved it dear lady.

  8. Hnggg!

    Right. This! This is wonderful and sexy and hot damn.

    I need my bunk!


  9. lovely! the porn you write is always so hot! <3

  10. Diva0789(Michelle)

    Wow. Quick and dirty. I LOVED it.

  11. Oh that was perfect!
    Just what I needed….pure, unadulterated, smut!

  12. Wow. Okay, my reaction to that did not in the least help the upset stomach that kept me home today, but ask me if I care? 🙂 I’m much happier in my misery now, and I’m so glad you write Sherlock. So very, very hot.

  13. Nice. that was a great pick me up after the morning I’ve had.

  14. TheOtherWillow

    Oh that was a glorious little porny romp! Dirty, and hot, and absolutely lovely! Thank you!

  15. Brilliant! I am SOOO glad you are now in this fandom. I love all your writing but I am a sucker for John/Sherlock. (or is it Sherlock/John?) Anyway thanks for all you do and a wonderful read on this as well.

    Huggles for you and carrots for your plot bunnies.

  16. Wow that was wow;-) Please please continue to write in this fandom. If Sherlock and John were in the TTB universe, which house(s) would they belong to and what would their dynamics?

  17. Um, wow…. *fans self* Toppy Sherlock is such a huge kink for me, you don’t even know. This was the best thing to wake up to on a holiday morning! Fuck, they’re so hot and adorable at the same time! Great job, Keira!

  18. Excellent porny delight after a good luncheon! Great work!

  19. thank you very much, I’ll be in my bunk 😉

  20. Gah…!

    Excellent distraction (see what I did there;)) from terrible Britains Got Talent show taking over TV and Twitter.

  21. Oh my… that was just..wow. Oh yeah, so many of my buttons got pushed in so little time! And why am I suddenly seing them in the TTB universe?! Must be the “shut up and ride my cock” and “use me, Sherlock”.
    As usual, you left me wanting more. Just lovely.

  22. That was lovely. Porn is always fun.

  23. My morale is definitely lifted. As long as your idea of favoritism to the minions involves rewarding them with porn where everyone can read it, go Go GO!

    Now, to re-read while my eyes aren’t crossing from the hot.

  24. Jesus. That was hot.

  25. Well, that was delightfully hot!

    I’m having a horrible day, and this made a lovely pick-me-up. Thank you for sharing 🙂

  26. Oh! Well, yes. Yum, very nice! *big grin* I sincerely hope there’s going to be more of this – I love your Sherlock and John. Thank you!

  27. BBC Sherlock rocks!! You pick the best fandoms

  28. The best, you are simply the best person I’ve ever had the pleasure of meeting. Feeling a little down this afternoon and decided to see hos Kiera was doing and look what you did! You made my day, nothing better for a pick-me-up then porn – and you write the best kinds of porn.

  29. and thank you man in the UK for another slice of sherlock (need further help for others?)

  30. ~fans self~ I think I love you just a little bit….

    ~rereads the fic with a dirty grin~ Oh, yeah… more than a bit really….

  31. What a very lovely piece of porn, now I have to go back to concentrating on work 🙁

  32. This is my payoff for having to work today!!! Thanks.

  33. CelestialMoonDragon

    This showed up right as I finished my homework and is the best after-homework gift ever. I should start watching this ( I had to look it up to visulize characters)because I’m never found a series you wrote for that I didn’t loike.

  34. Announcer: Raise your hand if you’re a whore for dirty talk!
    *May raises her hand*
    Announcer: Keep it up there if you would kiss Keira for this.
    *May’s hand is rock steady*
    *May breaks the fourth wall and turns to face Keira in the audience*
    May: THANK YOU. ♥_♥

  35. Squee!

    *throws my pom poms in the air*

    You wrote Holmes/Watson smut!

    They’re gonna wonder why I’m grinning ear to ear when I go back to work after lunch.

    *tries to look demure and innocent*

  36. That. Was incredibly hot. I was having difficulty picturing these two as a slash pairing but your story seems to have cleared that the difficulty up rather nicely.

  37. Thanks for posting this. I needed this after the Blog Tour thingie I just did. It was fun, but I have spent way too much time on my computer the last few days.

  38. You write the best pron!

  39. The hubs and I were just bemoaning the lack of new Sherlock and then he had a full on hissy because I said at least I could read fic about them… (which set off the ‘they are NOT gay’ argument) and aside from the super hotness that is this fic I am struck with the desire to print it out and super glue it to his computer chair! XD Thank you for that.

  40. So I don’t watch Sherlock. I read this cause you wrote it. Hot!!! In my head they were Sherlock and Watson from the movie because I HAVE seen that.

    Now you’re going to make me get a new fandom. Thank you!

  41. This was a fantastic start to my day and a half off. Thank you.

  42. This was great! Thanks for posting.

  43. Hot. just, HOT. That was very short, VERY sweet, YUM.

  44. Gugh! That was so HOT! Also amusing. I love that they still bantered and bitched during sex. 😀

  45. You evil woman. You wreck it for me with every fandom you write in because you show how good it can be with a pairing and then other fanfic just falls flat. This was filthy and fantastic and beautiful and now most other Sherlock just won’t measure up.

  46. Love it so much! Glad you decided to join this great fandom XD I kept getting distracted by the website background thinking the stars were dirt on my screen O.o

  47. ummm… *iz ded*

    i think i need some more hotness just to get my heart going again…

  48. I love when Sherlock is bored too. This was hot and thanks to you I have found a new fandom that I am rabid about reading.


  49. Dear gods! This is so hot I fear I may have lost some vital braincells. Thank you so much for writing this. I love it. You are wonderful!

  50. If you ever write these two in TTB, I can totally see them both as switches who always know which of them tops at any single time… LOL One minute Sherlock, the next John, and everyone watching them is completely confused about their dynamics. 😉

    • That’s a wonderful idea! I can so totally see Sherlock and John as switches, because I really can’t imagine either of them as complete subs or doms.

      • I can, and either way, no less. (I’m contrary that way. :D) Admittedly the one with John Watson as the Dom is my brain fitting John/Sherlock into more of a TTB John/Rodney dynamic, which Keira has already done, and would be far less harmonious if John Watson had any expectation of military neatness in the flat.

        In a world of sexual identity defined by dynamic, I can actually see John Watson as a fairly low key dom (only looking for submission in the bedroom) and Sherlock Holmes as a sub who thinks he’s asexual because no one has ever really lit his fire (hence, “married to his work.”)

        Well, for the BBC Holmes, anyway. There is no alternate universe where I can see Sherlock as portrayed by Robert Downey Jr as even remotely asexual. The recent movie Sherlock and John strike me as resembling those two guys from the oversight committee, Sydney and Mason? Two Doms circling and looking for a sub to share.

        In the BBC Sherlock, it’s easier for me to see Holmes as a sub, because a Dom wouldn’t ever shoot holes in the wall out of boredom — he’d go find a sub. Sure, subs do the same thing, but Sherlock is a little high maintenance and might find it difficult to locate a dom who is only looking for submission in private and knows how to deal with brilliance in public.

        Turning it around, I can see John Watson as a sub limping back from the wars, thinking he’s too scarred to attract a decent Dom or maybe messed up by a bad encounter with an officer or the enemy and wigged out by the idea of a Dom who wants complete control. Sherlock knocking him out of his cane-related pity party then simply not having the same priorities as any other Dom John’s ever attended would knock him on his ass. 😀

        Yeah, I’d love to see that.

  51. that was awesome (I may have told you that before… but hey) hot and loved Sherlock’s character here… feels so like him

  52. Oh so wonderful. I LOVE this pairing. Are you going to write anymore Sherlock/John fics in the future?

  53. I don’t believe that I missed these. Time to get the eyes checked again.

  54. “Christ, Sherlock. I love it when you get bored. This is so much better than you shooting the bloody wall.”

    *ROFL* I nearly fell off my chair laughing! Love that you are writing Johnlock!!!

  55. After a ridiculous long week, reading this bit of absolute sexiness again was heaven. Thank you for letting partake!

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